Our Goat Horn Goofy Rule Ideas

Below are a few of the goofiest rules most often used.

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Family-Friendly Rules

Family-Friendly Rules

21+ Rules

Word / Speech Rules

Whisper rule: all speech must be a whisper
Announcer voice: narrate like a sports caster
Pirate day: add 'yarrr' to each sentence
Accent: Everyone speaks in an accent of their choosing

Motion Rules

Opposite hand rule: Use your non-dominant hand only
Clap once before flipping
Train arms: pump arms when laughing
One elbow stays on the table during your turn
Philosopher pose: stroke the chin before asking a question

Interaction Rules

Mate: pick someone and your points are linked for the next three rounds
Sneeze siren: first to yell ‘GoatDangle' when someone sneezes wins; last loses a point
Silent round: no talking until timer ends; speech = lose point
Quick draw: touch forehead when someone says 'what?'; last loses a point

Mini-Game Rules

Eye of Sauron: winner picks someone who can’t blink until next turn
Table Pass: Have to ask permission to leave the table

Word / Speech Rules

No saying 'drink/drank/drunk'
No pointing (use lips or elbows to gesture)
End every sentence with 'Over'
Can’t show teeth while talking

Motion Rules

Two-handed drinking: every sip requires both hands
Salute before every sip
Train arms: pump arms when laughing
Invisible mic: hold a 'mic' when you speak

Interaction Rules

Eye contact sip: lock eyes with someone while drinking
Mate: pick a mate; your drinks are linked
Help me scratch: you can’t scratch yourself; you must ask another player

Mini-Game Rules

Little Green Man: mime taking a tiny green man off your cup before sipping
Fire Alarm: set 5-minute timer; whoever’s turn it is when it rings, sips big
Go to Jail: you also take the next three penalties anyone gets
Water card: force group to chug water this round

21+ rules are for adults ages 21 and over only.
Please drink responsibly.